Absolute Wreck
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best way to compare the idea of “not all men”
Actually this is funny becuase a vast vast majority of spiders don’t bother with you unless you provoke or harrass them most spiders aren’t even venomous to humans.
It literally is an irational fear that leads to irrational and dangerous thoughts.
“Oh! That daddy long legs is scary! Better kill it cuase my ignorance says it’s dangerous”
BOOM MOTHERFUCK
But these people actually do get mad when men defend themselves.
LOL MOST SPIDERS DON’T EVEN HAVE PINCERS STRONG ENOUGH TO PIERCE YOUR SKIN
okay, let’s translate this stupid analogy to what they’re really getting at here
Let’s say a man attacks you. K, that’s horrible. Unprovoked attackers should be locked up (unless your definition of “Attack” is “disagree with me”), but nobody is going to fucking say “not all men” because a man attacks you.
If you say “all men are scum,” THEN someone might say it. Your opinions are stupid.
Yet another “my sexism against men is totes justified!” analogy that has to dehumanize men.
One of these days peope are going to quit trying to make up “clever” but ultimately dead wrong analogies in an attempt to justify generalizing all men.
Just admit it folks, you want to negativelg generalize all men and you’re upset because you keep getting called out on your bullshit.
(via anti-stupidity-capaldi)
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Strong words to use on a Resume
If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.
Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”
I hope this is helpful to you.
Now this is a great resume list of action words. I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs. Saving for future use.
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
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FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
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This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day
If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him
do it for him
*reblogs this 400 times*
GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow
Look at that smug lil turd
UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS
HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG
I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.
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“ “It never stops hurting, does it?”
“What?”
“Giving someone the best of you and watching them choose someone else.”
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- me, if i talk: i'm being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird
- me, if i don't talk: i'm being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird
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(via stabs)
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Hoco with this mofo was neato 👌🏼